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Probably the sickest kid to ever walk the earth. A Jason pulls bitches like it's nobody's business and doesn't even care about it. In addition, in Ancient Rome jason translates directly to Alpha amongst men as a Jason is harder than a diamond straight out of the core of the earth. Saint Jason is often the name referred to as the one who walks the earth in aid of those who need assistance. However only the hardest of then men obtain this aid as a Jason is always lurking with his squad and lives for his dogs.
Hey, did you guys see Jason today I think I need his help. Ya he's in the back of his car slaying pussy like he always does.
by Jack Reacher12 January 27, 2014
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an amazing father and a wonderful husband. He's been my best friend and partner for 17 years, we share our two amazing children and an adorable dog ginger. Waking up next to him every morning is like a rainbow coming from a rain storm....beauty out of darkness and kissing him good night fills me with the warmth of an open flame...He's on fire baby!!!
the moment I first laid eyes on Jason 17 years ago I knew he was mine forever...Like the key that unlocked my beautiful heart
by robynsag August 11, 2011
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He would do anything for his girlfriend, even if it included dying for her.
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by ozdhjazjdgfhjzdruhja January 11, 2012
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Jason is a guy who melts your heart whenever he smile. He makes you smile on your worst days, he has the lamest jokes, and the weirdest laugh. He's sweet, caring and adorable. If you ever have the chance to date a Jason, never let him go, it'll be the worst mistake of your life. Jason's can be boring, annoying and mean. But, you'll get over that. When Jason's aren't boring or mean.. he's amazing,generous and outgoing.He goes out of his way for other people. He has a laid back, calm approach. Jason's are normally truthful, gullible and very attractive(: He's good to get along with, and easy to fall in love with.
Jason is a ginger.
I love Jason so much (:
I have a Jason for a boyfriend.. be jealous!
by Lex_123456 May 19, 2012
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A guy with brown hair, a great smile and big blue eyes. Seems to be an airhead when you meet him but you'll quickly learn that you had the privileged of meeting someone with such an amazing outlook on life. Jason is the type of guy EVERY GIRL will want to give a Valentine to but the constant flow of girls scares a lot of real girls away. This guy will always put a smile on your face while tears are streaming down your face, he is a great friend to all. Jason is a great listener and will give you brutally honest advice weather you like it or not. There's many positives and negatives of being friends with a Jason but one thing is for sure, you'll learn to love this special soul.
Jack: "You're friends with Jason? He's a little weird"
Jill: "He's always like that to everyone that meets him, talk to him more, you won't regret it."
Jack: "Welp, I better! He sounds like the shizwhiz!"
by JackandJillAreObese March 04, 2013
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Jason. He's a guy who looks perfect and is really sweet to girls but deep down he doesn't want anything with them. He likes to play them and get what he wants. He can be really controlling at times but if you get to know him and get to his sweet side he will be the best guy you could ask for he's hard to deal with but worth it in the end, never give up in someone names Jason.
Girl: hey! He's cute!

Girl 2: that's my ex! His name is Jason, He hurt my feelings a lot but he gave the best memories I could ask for.
by Jasonsgirlfriend January 10, 2014
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