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The greasiest kid to ever live. They say he stole 16 laptops by squeazing through a 2 inch hole with his grease. He's also a squeaky midget. And also ugly. And a tramp.
1st person: look at that greasy ugly kid
2nd person: yeah hes a proper jason ampleford
by cheeseonchode May 05, 2011
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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