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The girl you want to spend the rest of your life with from marriage to death. you want to hold their sweaty hand for long periods of time and hater penguins together.
"Hey did you see that girl"

"Yes, she's a total jasnoor!"
by podutch June 05, 2015
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Jun 1 Word of the Day
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.

Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...

Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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Great in everything she puts her mind too.Loving and caring there’s no guy who’s worth it for her and she deserves much more than anyone can give. The prettiest ever and smartest.
by Nahal jatt November 25, 2019
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that baddest bitch ever who will make you nut no homo
A: yo you seen jasnoor

X: yeah she fr a baddie

A: lmao yeshhh
by quirkyyy November 10, 2019
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Obsessive, Tall, loves basketball, loves America, hates Canada, and has anger issues
by Wardell Odell Jr. December 01, 2019
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One of the prettiest girls you will ever meet and she lights up everyone’s day. Is also the best ball player u will ever meet
by Nahal jatt November 24, 2019
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Tall, wears glasses, obsessive, hates Canada, loves basketball, loves USA, and has anger issues
Omg! She is a Jasnoor 2.0! Run for your life!
by Wardell Odell Jr. December 01, 2019
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