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THICCCCCC queen, she has had more boyfriends and girlfriends than any human being ever! Also, has no neck at all.
Baylee: OMG have you seen Shawdy? Aka Jasmine Orlando? AKA Vanessa?

Sophia: OMG I LOVE THAT THICCCCC QUEEN #thatstheguccigangshit
by ProofSuitQueens February 24, 2020
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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she a fat meatball who likes clout and says “that’s that gang gang shit” and she has no neck. and she belly dances everywhere and her rolls jiggle so much. she dates boys who use her for clout and calls herself a queen when she isn’t one
jasmine orlando is ugly
her rolls bounce
by your,favorite,gay,girl August 17, 2019
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Person 1:Have you heard about that girl Jasmine Orlando?

Person 2: Yeah bro, she a homie hopper.
by JOEMAMAAAAAAA November 01, 2019
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jasmine orlando is a girl on tiktok that got famous because of mattia and his hot friend group she’s also known by being CEO of not knowing the lyrics and saying the word “imagine” way to many times on her little very confusing storytimes. She’s also known as shawty or shorty and is taken by a boy who’s obviously playing her, named malik.
mattia: omg jasmine orlando doesn’t leave me alone

alejandro: shit just block her dude
by Patricia Moon January 02, 2020
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