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A girl who laughs at everything, is a meme god, actually laughs out loud, dances in her room when no one is watching, sings her favorite song in the shower (loudly), is flirty without trying, actually really smart, loves dogs and is silly and kinda clumsy in general. But do not get on her bad side this chick will find you and skin you.
person 1: yo who tf is sending all these memes to the groupchat
person 2: probably Jaslyn
by miss keisha January 17, 2018
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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Jaslyn is a female, usually hot. She is a stunning and has a great sence of humor! She is someone who has struggled a lot emotionaly and will never show it because she is always radiating positive vibes even on the worst days. Jaslyn is smart and sexy at the same time, it drives people crazy.
"Damn, did you guys see Jaslyn. I wanna tap that, she's so sexy."
by Gerardo Sandoval Ginova September 22, 2015
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Jaslyn is a very fine girls is she loves to talk to peoples and she is not mean she is very pretty and she is friendly and she will always have ur back anytime
Jeniah is getting beat up

Jaslyn: I’ll go help ha

Jaslyn: hahaha stupid bitch
by Ashley Ortega January 03, 2020
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Jaslyn is a person usually female, who is an incredible friend. She has a lot of problems of her own but is always there to stick up for friends. She has a big heart and is very street smart. Everyone that knows her is very lucky to know and, be friends with her. But be careful if you ever get on her bad side.. She will kill you.
"Damn dude this bitch totally wants to fight me!"

Jaslyn- "Dude I fuckin got this chick don't worry."
by LeslieC July 01, 2009
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Jaslyn is usually a girl who knows how to have fun! She is insecure about her self but she is actually really gorgeous! She is still single but doesn’t stay single for long! She has friends but she only had 1 BEST friend! And she will always stick up for people and be there for anyone that needs her! She’s shy but when u get to know her she’s really funny,nice, and a crackhead but people still love her
Boy- have you seen Jaslyn
Boy 2- yes she so hot and funny
Boy 3- I wish she was mine
by Gracelyn Johnston December 08, 2019
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somebody who's mom doesn't let them do anything, not even text friends. This results in them being socially disconnected, usually latching on to Anime or Manga, 2010 memes, and apps that are for parents. They will often become shocked when they hear a mildly bad thing, and they don't have any common nostalgia with other children.
That girl is such a Jaslyn! She thinks "sexy" and "awesome" mean the same thing! She even called Chewy sexy!
by shrugslummer February 02, 2018
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