A beautiful man - almost as hard to look at as Edward in the Twighlight books because he looks so good. He is brilliant, funny, and crazy athletic. He is gifted and extremely loveable. This boy would have to be the highlight of every party. He will probably steal your girlfriend, but you cannot do anything about it.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Chochua! random mofo that comes up with a bunch of weird phrases and noises often racist and/or against another individual. The sounds are combined with stupid faces at random motion. Normally, when jascha speaks its to make a racist comment.

Jascha GYNG YA SALAME

An amazing, funny, smart person, who's normally very good at public speaking, despite being a little nervous whenever they have to do it. Jascha will be the nicest person you will ever meet, if you are feeling down just give Jascha a shout and you will feel better in no time. Jascha lights up every room they walk into and is without a doubt going to stand out from rest like a sore thumb. Whenever you're with a Jascha conversation will always flow and you will forget all your worries while talking to them. Keep your significant others away from Jascha because even people in the most committed of relationships will fall for him, when Jascha doesn't even intend for that to happen.

A Frigid Bloke Who Will Never Ask Out Their Crush