is fat and normally in love with (girls) with long black hair, middle eastern culture and and are currently engaged in a physical relationship. usually starting with the letter Y
by yourmum7776 August 27, 2019
An abbreviation for Just A Second.
used when one is very temporarily unable to communicate within an instant messenger conversation.
generally the shortest amount of time you can be away and still need to announce your absence. JAS<BRB and JAS<h/o (hold on)
used when one is very temporarily unable to communicate within an instant messenger conversation.
generally the shortest amount of time you can be away and still need to announce your absence. JAS<BRB and JAS<h/o (hold on)
1: hey where were you today?
2: (almost finished with a phone call) jas
1: aight
-moments later-
2: back. s'craick?
1: hey cool. where were you today?
2: who me? ah man i went home sick.
2: (almost finished with a phone call) jas
1: aight
-moments later-
2: back. s'craick?
1: hey cool. where were you today?
2: who me? ah man i went home sick.
by Jordan Dylan Merkin March 19, 2008
by Afrobear February 18, 2009
by PandTHePoopguy March 15, 2018
In my experience, JAS MUST stand for "Jupiter and Saturn", as this persons expanding waste-line can only be measured in this way. An irritating twat of a co-worker whos lazy antics are ignored as he is such a salad tosser. A pervert and a nonce who disgusts all around him with his suggestions of his thong wearing habits. Great fun to work with......
Secretary: "JAS has just come in"
Paul: "Is he with USM, AP, PL or DC?"
Secretary: "Yes, hes with PL"
Paul: "Is he walking, or is he hanging out of PL's ass again?!?!"
Secretary: "Hes walking and telling him about his red thong!"
Paul: "Is he with USM, AP, PL or DC?"
Secretary: "Yes, hes with PL"
Paul: "Is he walking, or is he hanging out of PL's ass again?!?!"
Secretary: "Hes walking and telling him about his red thong!"
by Macster007 December 06, 2006
by swagmoneyplaya April 08, 2015
Apr 22 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
