The best boy in the World, he will always be there for you to make you smile, give you a hug, and make everything feel better. He is very caring, protective, loving, and halirously funny. He always has your back, and always will love you. No matter what.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

Acronym for Just A Really Young Dickhead