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when you cum so hard that you jizz and fart at the same time
Bro, my stomach was so wrecked that I jarted when I finished!
by thesexybeastnextdoor August 11, 2017
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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the often fatal act of being struck by a flying, recreational lawn toy
Holy Sheeit, did you just see that kid get jarted?!
by Neurotom August 04, 2008
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