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when you cum so hard that you jizz and fart at the same time
Bro, my stomach was so wrecked that I jarted when I finished!
by thesexybeastnextdoor August 11, 2017
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Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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the often fatal act of being struck by a flying, recreational lawn toy
Holy Sheeit, did you just see that kid get jarted?!
by Neurotom August 04, 2008
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