Jart

To fart while jogging.

Last night I had some beans and this morning during my run i had the jarts.

Man I jarted so much during that marathon.

by brian63304 December 8, 2011

Jart

JART - Just a random thought.

Could be used as an abbreviation when texting (sms).

JART - How cool would it be to not be broke right now!? lol

by isaba87 September 28, 2015

Jart

To jizz and fart at the same time.

Sammy was so excited that he jarted!

by hellonikki April 10, 2010

jart

the act of farting in a mason jar and quickly tightening the lid so that no fumes escape. Storing the of fecal fumes for
later offering to unknowing subject telling them you had some killler green bud in+the jar {give it a wiff all +your friends are doing it}

smell this JART Some KGB don't you think "wink wink"

by JART JARTING JARTERD February 9, 2014

Jarted

when you cum so hard that you jizz and fart at the same time

Bro, my stomach was so wrecked that I jarted when I finished!

by thesexybeastnextdoor August 12, 2017

jart

A fart stored in a jar.

P1:Don't open that jar!
P2:Why not?
P1:That jar has a jart inside.

by Don't Look Into Their Eyes December 22, 2016

Jarted

the often fatal act of being struck by a flying, recreational lawn toy

Holy Sheeit, did you just see that kid get jarted?!

by Neurotom August 5, 2008