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Simply to Fart in a a jar, for safe keeping or for a rainy day.
I would like to preserve this wonderful essense that emanates from my body, I would like to fart in this jar, thus creating a jart!
by XanderX May 08, 2010
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the act of farting in a mason jar and quickly tightening the lid so that no fumes escape. Storing the of fecal fumes for
later offering to unknowing subject telling them you had some killler green bud in+the jar {give it a wiff all +your friends are doing it}
smell this JART Some KGB don't you think "wink wink"
by JART JARTING JARTERD February 08, 2014
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P1:Don't open that jar!
P2:Why not?
P1:That jar has a jart inside.
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by Don't Look Into Their Eyes December 21, 2016
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verb- jizz + fart; how a person discharge/voids semen after letting someone ejaculate in their anus.
After letting her boyfriend finish in her ass, she had to jart out the cum in the toilet.
by thighs120 June 04, 2011
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It's when you jizz and fart at the same time.
I just jarted five minutes ago, it was so relieving.
by ChellS October 07, 2013
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When a gay person farts, and Jizz comes out of their ass; a Jart.
"Shit man!"
"What?"
"Trent is gay!"
"Yeah BS..."
"Nah I'm serious man! We were chillin at my place and he totally Jarted!"
"Ugh thats fuckin nasty!"
by Karl Jakob August 10, 2008
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To be in the act of "Jogging" and accidentily FART.

Technically a Fart while jogging!

also see: Shart, Fart.
"I don't think imm goona be able to finish this lap." said Biff. FLARRRPP... "OOPs!" said Sheniqua. "I Just jarted!"
by Zach? April 09, 2005
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