I would like to preserve this wonderful essense that emanates from my body, I would like to fart in this jar, thus creating a jart!
by XanderX May 08, 2010
by ChellS October 07, 2013
Adj. Jart
Verb. Jarting
Adv. Jarted
To jizz and fart simultaneously. The word jizz and fart combined equals jart.
Verb. Jarting
Adv. Jarted
To jizz and fart simultaneously. The word jizz and fart combined equals jart.
I was so drunk last night that when I sat on that girls chest trying extremely hard to finish off on her face I jarted. I literally pushed so hard that when I let it fly on her face I farted right on her chest at the exact same time I let the load fly!
That chick is so fine I'd jart on her.
That chick is so fine I'd jart on her.
by PKmode February 21, 2013
"Shit man!"
"What?"
"Trent is gay!"
"Yeah BS..."
"Nah I'm serious man! We were chillin at my place and he totally Jarted!"
"Ugh thats fuckin nasty!"
"What?"
"Trent is gay!"
"Yeah BS..."
"Nah I'm serious man! We were chillin at my place and he totally Jarted!"
"Ugh thats fuckin nasty!"
by Karl Jakob August 10, 2008
to come at something fast. To dart and to gyrate at the same time. jart is spelled with a "J" because if spelled with a "G" it wouldn't sound the same
by the witty professor April 28, 2009
by roscoe ruckspin June 06, 2008
Joel: Did Brit seriously jart while trying to kill that spider on the ceiling?
Tim: Yeah man, it was sick..
Tim: Yeah man, it was sick..
by JimBobWay88 October 04, 2011