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a person that is extremely obese or fat.
the name of a a cow.
a loser.
this name is usually associated with the villarreals.
that guy named jarrod is extremely fat.
by timmay559 February 12, 2007
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jarrod is gay with a small penis he sucks at fortnite never gets the dub choke lord in game and real life
i just jarrod and now i kiss boys
by realboyrunnag April 25, 2018
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No amount of words could describe how unorthodox and devilish this kid is. Jarrod is a flamboyant gay guy who likes hanging out with middle aged men and performing oral sex on them. He typically uses Grindr although he gets banned most of the time for being under-aged. For being incredibly gay, he's also incredibly smart but he lets it get to his head and treats everyone as if he's better than them, although he obviously wants to blow everyone. Always on the rag, but don't let it fool you, this kid can have a good time too.
Kid 1: "Man, I just don't know the answer to this question."
Jarrod: "Well, judging from the calculation of Pi times the number of brain cells in your head, it doesn't surprise me you can't get a simple question right, you fucking dolt."
Teacher: "Calm down, Jarrod, this is AP Calculus, it's OK not to know things."
by The Last Tard April 04, 2018
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annoying, loves rohit, pretty sure he tastes like mango, has no friends, sits in seats that people are gonna sit in, eats his own cum, does no friends, dosnt know his place, depressed, autistic cunt, swirly hair at the back of his head, thinks he has friends, texts his Ex who never loved him and hes upset about it through facebook.
no one:
jarrod: i just love the taste of mango in my mouth
by Fhnfyjrdfnntn March 04, 2019
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A clown with a big truck that he thinks is cool

Also 5’2”
Oh that guy looks like a clown, his name must be jarrod
by VultureDT September 25, 2020
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