The only town where a used a car dealership is considered down town.

Someone people turn to when they're sad who makes them feel better.

Commonly mistaken with the definition of Pylesville on Urban Dictionary. A small town that has two vastly different areas. Even though some of the residents of Jarrettsville unfortunately went to North Harford High School, not by choice, we were also the majority who actually went to college, and didn't pop out kids at 18.
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aka - hickville, po-dunk, middle of nowhere

the town where 4 people live in northern harford county near the baltimore county and pennsylvania lines. the only town where the area high school has a bring your tractor to school day and everyone looks forward to it.
the "cool thing" to do around town is hang out at the 7-11 or just drive your truck around and hit mailboxes. stealing street signs is also popular.
to fit in you must learn to drink daily and smoke pot even more often than you thought possible. you must also act as hick as possible.

An area located in Harford county, MD. The site of nothing, except for one fine neighborhood. This "hood" is located in central Jarrettsville, and has numerous features native only to Jarrettsville. Some include, a lock on the powerlines, a streetlight with a working light switch, and a funny looking geo metro.

The town where the only cool kids are the ones who go to country line dancing on wednesday nights at the VFW.

The only town where your school bus driver also works as the volunteer ambulance and fire truck driver AND runs the local funeral home.