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the lowest form of a douche bag. gets girls pregnant and then leaves them alone with the baby with no support. he will make you cry every night for 10 months. breaks promises and lies all the time. he will be the biggest disappointment of your life, and the biggest waste of time.
"did you hear about what jarred did to brittany?" "yeah, i can't believe that douche!"
by brittanybitch January 03, 2010
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The most sexiest guy alive who likes men who are gay with small penises. he likes to watch them jerk it.
"Omg that guy is so hot"
"Yeah i've turned into a Jarred."
by happycamper12345 October 28, 2009
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Big dick
Can fuck a Paige

If your a Paige you should suck him off right now
by Got iris November 13, 2018
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An evil shrew of a boy who likes to cheat on his girlfriends. A liar. Pathetic. Nerd. Doesn't care about anyone but himself.

LIKES TO CHEAT ON LOYAL GIRLFRIENDS WITH HOES NAMED KRISTEN
"Wow, he's such a Jarred"
by KermytheFrog December 29, 2016
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Person who has chubby mexican friends and is black but acts white
by 7944 March 15, 2017
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