a man who tells his girl the most romantic and wonderful things and misses his girlfriend.

also a man who feels that he never has to answer his girlfriend when she comes home to visit him

typically creates emotional rollercoasters that distract his girlfriend from her work

high on jar (dope) and cant talk

Jarred is the guy who love hentai porn, not just any hentai but tenticle porn. He smells like a sour, rotten pussy and is so fucking gullible you could tell him anything and he would believe it to be fact.

an act of being a complete wanker, sometimes used as a more polite alternative for the word shit

A male version of a small female dog.

A boy who acts gay but is straight. He will fondle your balls, and probably take hard anal from a random guy from a Thrift Shop and claims he is straight. He is also one to fool around with and loves his memes. He also loves his panty collection he has in his closet, and the favorite colored panty is green. Also, he is short and some times climbs on walls like a demented spider. He also likes to hiss at sun light and his family when provoked. Finally... he really loves Ass and loooooves small titties and believes in the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

A short rotund man with pale skin that matches his hair. Jarreds usually don't know how to spell, and are retarded in most aspects. Jarreds seek out single moms who are desperate to date. Jarreds also call and text their exes for up to 4 years after the break up. Jarreds get angry in a blink of an eye, and start hitting randomly. Jarreds are the devil.