The art of jarming is a skill only acquired by compulsive liars (Jarmies), even though you can tell that they are lying they still proceed to jarm.
Father: Did you step in ding dang didly doo?
Jarmy: Naw
Father: I can clearly see the dog water on the bottom of your shoe.
Jarmy: No there isn't that's muck
Jarmy*Jarming, knowing well and truly that he stood in dog shit*
Jarmy: Naw
Father: I can clearly see the dog water on the bottom of your shoe.
Jarmy: No there isn't that's muck
Jarmy*Jarming, knowing well and truly that he stood in dog shit*
by The Skitter Man December 27, 2019
by cracker please January 19, 2005
Is a use all word, to be placed almost anywhere in a sentence, to mean anything. It works much like 'x' in a math equation; x + 23 = 37. Nearly any word can be replaced with Jarm.
"I just took a huge jarm. I think it was something I ate."
"I just jarmed out at the Gym. I did ten jarms on the Jarm Press."
"I just jarmed you Mom in her Jarm Hole."
"I just jarmed out at the Gym. I did ten jarms on the Jarm Press."
"I just jarmed you Mom in her Jarm Hole."
by Z. Roach April 17, 2008
by JarmingTripod July 06, 2011
by Cuzkinss February 02, 2010