A human machine that produces pretentious vocabulary, convoluted phrasing and vague meanings for the purpose of appearing more intelligent. They favor terms that are unfamiliar to most people and do not use them in the correct context.
When Jonathan speaks, I don’t understand a word he says. He’s such a Jargonator!
by hobrarian September 24, 2008
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Speech or writing having unusual or pretentious vocabulary, convoluted phrasing, and vague meaning.

Slang or Lingo
"I'm just not up on all the jargon."
by SilverStar January 13, 2005
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Person 1: Yeah you know I think I got the Australian jargon down.
Person 2: Oh, so... slang?
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noun, a person prone to the excessive employ, in normal conversation, of any type of jargon (be it medical or corporate).
Jargoneer: "Let's ideate around this, and get some high-level action items down"
by Stratwich May 15, 2009
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Elder demon of tech support. Summoned on command to confuse and/or impress customers and/or women.

Level:49
Type:Fire
1. Use technical terms and Jargon to impress the customer.
2. Use black magic and Jargon to harvest the customer's soul.
by Jargon!! April 21, 2010
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jar.gon Any complicated word specific to one category of expertise.
i.e. Medicine: Medical jargon would be a complicated diagnosis or term used by a doctor nurse or someone involved in the medical community. Jargon is typically used by douchebags who think they're hot shit by knowing words you don't, when in reality they are just gay.
Person 1: Ow man, my head hurts.
Person 2(douchebag): Ahh, you mean your cranium.
Person 1: Don't bring that shit here, throwing down some straight up medical jargon.
by defusious January 07, 2009
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