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(Ja-air-it mart-ien -ez ) A description of the size of the male genitalia (penis) indicating that it is tiny .
Girl:how big is your cock?

Boy: I have a Jaret Martinez
by Viktor johnson December 06, 2018
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
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Girl1-"i hope i dont find a Jaret Martinez"
Girl2-"same lmao i heard they got small penises"
by Newboot January 25, 2019
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