An extremely lovable guy who will go out of his way to make you laugh. Diet consists mainly of BBQ sauce & jager bombs. Likes to entertain himself by playing w/ his own or my butt crack. My cuddle partner for life.
Jared: jager bomb?
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Me: What the hell are you doing?
Jared: Smelling my fingers
Me: Why?
Jared: Because they smell crack-tastic
Me: Of course they do
Jared: Let's go bowling
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Jared yelling out the car window: I'M IN MIAMI BITCH!!
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Me: What the hell are you doing?
Jared: Smelling my fingers
Me: Why?
Jared: Because they smell crack-tastic
Me: Of course they do
Jared: Let's go bowling
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Jared yelling out the car window: I'M IN MIAMI BITCH!!
by squirt812 March 23, 2009
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Jared is 2 feet tall and 6 feet wide, he is basically big chungus irl. Jared's greatest success in life is creating the thot blockers.
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19. Never learned how to fucking read. It's been years, Jared. You need to go to school. Your family is begging you to get an education and learn how to read. Jared, please.
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