when you are way too deep in the friendzone. when u really thought she liked you.
bro jack got put in the jared zone by emily
by alextuc26 June 25, 2021
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An absolute scary monster of a zoot that only the biggest of zoot smokers can smoke
That's a Jared zoot bro, lemme have some tokes I wanna get Bruce lee'd
by Yea mate August 30, 2017
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Jarees is a compassionate down to earth man, but he is a player. He plays tf out of every female until he finds the right one. He is the goofiest guy you will ever meet. He’s sweet like candy, and as soft as a teddy bear. Smells good too. Sexy af.
Jarees is the man of the year
by Lucky727 December 18, 2018
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These set of girls are sum dumbass bitches you’ll here em around the halls of citrus hill high school either saying bestfrienddddddd or sksksks an I oop be aware if u do get a gun and shoot them
by Matthueeeeee August 18, 2019
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A 10-12 minute break consisting of a red bull and a cigarette.
“Hey did Joe fax that report over to corporate?”

“I’ll ask him when he comes back. He’s taking a Jared
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