Biggest Douche bag living in Australia. he has no friends and extremely oversized.
Jared Horak is A Yao Ming

Jared Horak is a Loser

Jared Horak is a Faggat
by Guy number 12 August 01, 2011
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This Jared is hot af. You’d never find one like him. He’s the type to not only become irresistible to girls but boys as well. His personality and looks are that hot. He’s the type of dude to start a Minecraft survival with u and risk his diamond armour to save you from the enderdragon. Once u get a Jared, never let him go.
“ OMG, is that JARED JAMAL PEREIRA?! No way you’re so lucky”

“ IS THAT JARED?! HE’ SO FCKING SEXC
by LocalChad420 April 19, 2021
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Jared - "How much you smokin bruh, you drained all the cartels"
Me - "Bro that's a fucken Jared Joke lil pandi hed"
by PhatPhnya October 29, 2020
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from the musical dear evan hansen, jared kleinman is the BEST BOY. a sarcastic and sometimes mean asshole but he’s insecure and uses meanness as a defense mechanism. jared is a loyal friend but will sometimes call you an acorn for falling out of a tree and breaking your arm.
“jared kleinman is a bit rude, but i feel like we could be good friends!
by luhduhquhwin October 17, 2021
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Jared is a tall man who hit puberty at a young age. He has a huge d**k and the ladies can always see his bulge.
"Look at him you can see it his name must be Jared Laing"
by Jackasswhohatesyouall December 08, 2016
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a guy that everybody likes and supports. Also is an top 1 brawlhalla player and never spams nor loses a fight.
"Yoo that guy isn't spamming, he must the one and only Jared lel
"Cord: Yo dud jared why ru spamming
Jared lel: im goated
by jaredthemanman January 19, 2021
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