by NBAdefinitions April 19, 2019
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by Gabe pen5 January 07, 2019
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A dry texter who flexes his tesla and him skateboarding for 6 months. He's a bit of a man whore and claims to have many hoes but rlly likes this one smoth. His crush's dick is bigger than his and a baby pulls off his fashion better than his dog. Jared H likes to send forehead pics but videos to the lucky ones that don't necessarily send them back.
Izzie: Oh look it's jared H, the one with the miniscule dick.
Sylvie: Is he gonna attempt to kickflip again?
*Jared H falls on his face*
Amber and Esther: classic Jared H
Sylvie: Is he gonna attempt to kickflip again?
*Jared H falls on his face*
Amber and Esther: classic Jared H
by Jizziewizzie June 04, 2020
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some person: who is this Jared Higgins kid i have not herd of
Brett: oh Jared Higgins has a dick so long he can use it as a rope
Kevin: and it is like a tree it extends in different branches and some is halfway up my ass right now!
Brett: oh Jared Higgins has a dick so long he can use it as a rope
Kevin: and it is like a tree it extends in different branches and some is halfway up my ass right now!
by BRETT is better than Kevin April 24, 2019
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"you see that tall guy popping up in the crowd over there?"
"yeah, what about him?"
"jared padalecki. he puts chewed gum on peoples countertops"
"yeah, what about him?"
"jared padalecki. he puts chewed gum on peoples countertops"
by iamjustarandomperson August 13, 2019
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One of the greatest Mexican Strikers ever. 2nd most prolific striker in the world by 2005. and is the number one scorer in Mexican history. he played in the Mexican Futbol (soccer) leauge for awhile. until becoming the first ever Mexican born player to play in Englands FA Premiership. signing with Bolton. he is currently playing for the Saudi Arabian club Al-Ittad
by 9JBorgetti August 19, 2006
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See you in fifteen minutes Jared Koch, I'm off to the toilet to release a few 'Chocolate hostages' from the Rusty Sheriff's Badge.
by misshaha November 06, 2011
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