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I hate to pull a Jared man, but she wants to go to the medieval fair.
by ballistic_balls March 23, 2012
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A sweet, caring guy who loves to joke around with his friend; has amazing clear blue eyes and would do anything to make his babygirl smile; Sometimes his negative qualities show through, like stubborness, anger, and "toughness", but his positive qualities can make any girl melt
cute girl: I really wish Jared was my boyfriend
hot girl: Me too!
beautiful girl: too bad Jared's mine and I'm his babygirl.
by JustForYou May 05, 2013
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1. a top notch baller marked by disticnt good looks, a solid A in geometry honors, and man uggs.
2. a passionate capricorn who possesses a blazing love for vanilla icing, the xgames, and rock band.
3. someone amazing.

*also see BEAR
Cara is so incredibly lucky, I wish I could have a Jared!
by JZLOVERRRR February 06, 2008
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The most amazing guy you could ever meet. You'll fall completely head over heels for this guy. He's got the perfect smile, eyes, personality, looks, body, everything. You will want nothing more then to be with him. But, he's a hardcore player. He'll leave you heartbroken. He expects you to give him chances after chances when he messes up, bur when you do, you're already out of the picture. You will definitely enjoy the time you got to spend with Jared.
You: "damn.. I really think I love Jared! But he totally played me..."
by Jareddd! June 25, 2011
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Tall, awesomely cute guy. Who knows how to be sensitive and sweet, but he also knows how to be a man. He is addicted to video games. He loves to make videos and film things. He can be laid back and hes very shy. His curly hair is amazing and his dark brown eyes are pretty. He has the best voice. hes the best boyfriend one could ever have. girls tend to leave their boyfriends for him. Hes quiet, sometimes so much that its annoying. But hes easy to love. he knows many people despite his quietness.
i just spent the whole day with Jared and we went shopping, hes such a nice guy
by shortstuff54 February 11, 2010
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Squad leader and Guide. Wise and publicly professional, yet secretly wild with intent to party. Chick magnet and very driven individual. One of a kind for sure.
Jared= Oorah! Bottoms up, beer down. Helloooo NURSE!
by Jared90 February 03, 2010
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Jareds are skittish. They normally play drums and are very strong and cute. They get upset easily, but that's okay if you can handle him. If you fall in love with a Jared, BEWARE: They are heartbreakers
Girl 1: Wow, Jared is so cute...
Girl 2: Yeah He blew up at me through text last night..
Girl 3: Who cares! Look at them abs!!!
by Princess_BlondieBaby December 01, 2012
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