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The prefect mix of marijuana and tobacco rolled up into a perfect cone
Q:do you want to hit my marty spliff?
A:Nah its cool i have a perfect Jared Spliff right here.
by Dat fox January 13, 2012
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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