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The Maine's sick guitar player, that can learn basically any song you give him. Known as the band's personal ginger and describes himself as "red." Loves Sour Patch kids and makes peanut butter and Jelly Sandwiches with a spoon.
Did you see the red head on stage tonight?

Yeah that's the guitar player Jared Monaco!
by Shandeoconnor March 17, 2010
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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