Urban Dictionary: Jared Kleinman

The real star of Dear Evan Hansen. He eats bathbombs (lov the cronch)

"You know that guy in our school, Jared Kleinman?"
"Yea, the insanely cool Jared Kleinman!!"

by Non-Billyver July 17, 2018

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The coolest person you will ever meet. He is sarcastic and chill to hide his awkwardness and the fact that he feels as alone as Evan Hansen. Once you get him to open up, however, he is super awesome and hilarious. You’ll always have a great time with Jared Kleinman.

That guy from our school...
Jared Kleinman?
Yes, the insanely cool Jared Kleinman!
-Sincerely Me Reprise

by magicsnowman29 July 16, 2018

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Jared Kleinman

a character from the musical Dear Evan Hansen who is a literal meme in glasses

How was your math test?
It was rough!
Ooh, kinky!
Oh my god, you are such a Jared Kleinman.

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Jared Kleinman

He is the insanely cool Jared Kleinman who eats bath bombs and loves the cronch

"the insanely cool Jared Kleinman
I think we should start to make him a part of this awesome friendship we have"

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Jared Kleinman

KiNkY

Evan Hansen: Has been... RoUgH
Jared Kleinman: KiNkY

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An "insanely cool" guy who eats bath bombs.

"I'm at least sixty-percent sure that Jared Kleinman is gay for Evan Hansen."

"Hey, Connor! Loving the new haircut, very school shooter chic."

-Jared Kleinman

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