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This Jared is hot af. You’d never find one like him. He’s the type to not only become irresistible to girls but boys as well. His personality and looks are that hot. He’s the type of dude to start a Minecraft survival with u and risk his diamond armour to save you from the enderdragon. Once u get a Jared, never let him go.
“ OMG, is that JARED JAMAL PEREIRA?! No way you’re so lucky”

“ IS THAT JARED?! HE’ SO FCKING SEXC
by LocalChad420 April 19, 2021
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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