To be rear ended, shafted or generally fucked over.
Tony got jard(ed) by his manager and it left him in tears.
by Michael Yornie March 24, 2017
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To be roughted, screwed over, or to end up in the worst place in the scenario.
You got jarded you (gamin) cunt
by shane leadebater July 03, 2006
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something indians say, to indicate they have played a joke on you, whether or not you were fooled. most likely, you weren't fooled and you are explaining to them why they are so stupid.
also may be used with BLENG
indian: hey fok, yer shoes untied!
me: well, no acutally they aren't untied. I am ACTUALLY wearing sandles, which are simply slip-on and have no need to be..
indian: JARD!!!!!
by spanky July 10, 2003
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Someone who can't type. Originated from someone's misspelling of Jared (the guy from the meme with "Hi, I'm Jared, 19 and I never learned how to read")
*while texting*
Sarah: OMG I can't read I'm such a Jard
Mike: A Jard? I see how this is *changes nickname to jard*
Jard: I hate you
by jard19 May 30, 2020
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exclamation originating from ancient gremanic tribes of eastern europe.
Language adopted by the modern day SPB tribal clan. Used primarily during the daily spiritual ritual of cleansing the bowls.
Also used as slang by meaning and relating to the act of bowl movement.
proper:
JA-A-A.....AAAARRRD!
slang:
My belly hurts, I have to go take a jard.
by yergi March 01, 2005
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Being constantly under the influence in some way shape or form, for 7 or more consecutive days.
last week at the beach, Casey was totally pulling a jard.
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used to immitate another language...any language
i saw this asian nigga down the street and he was all like "coulda mun jarde"...then we be chillin in a french bar and everyone be like "coulda mun jarde"
by schwen February 03, 2004
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