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To be rear ended, shafted or generally fucked over.
Tony got jard(ed) by his manager and it left him in tears.
by Michael Yornie March 24, 2017
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May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed “I LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021
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something indians say, to indicate they have played a joke on you, whether or not you were fooled. most likely, you weren't fooled and you are explaining to them why they are so stupid.
also may be used with BLENG
indian: hey fok, yer shoes untied!
me: well, no acutally they aren't untied. I am ACTUALLY wearing sandles, which are simply slip-on and have no need to be..
indian: JARD!!!!!
by spanky July 10, 2003
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Someone who can't type. Originated from someone's misspelling of Jared (the guy from the meme with "Hi, I'm Jared, 19 and I never learned how to read")
*while texting*
Sarah: OMG I can't read I'm such a Jard
Mike: A Jard? I see how this is *changes nickname to jard*
Jard: I hate you
by jard19 May 30, 2020
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exclamation originating from ancient gremanic tribes of eastern europe.
Language adopted by the modern day SPB tribal clan. Used primarily during the daily spiritual ritual of cleansing the bowls.
Also used as slang by meaning and relating to the act of bowl movement.
proper:
JA-A-A.....AAAARRRD!
slang:
My belly hurts, I have to go take a jard.
by yergi March 01, 2005
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Hard but with a j.
This homework is way to jard.
by urbumlol February 18, 2021
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