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A Jarch is when you are playing video games and you bask in your glorious kill by tea bagging so hard that your fallen opponent can taste your unborn children.
That kid was such a noob trying to kill me with a shotgun. I killed him and gave him the Jarch over and over and over again until he rage quit the game.
by Anaconda Wanda June 18, 2017
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n. The birth name of somebody who has changed their name. Most commonly attributed to trans people, but can be attributed to any person who has changed their name. (sometimes written as two words: dead name)

v. 1. To call somebody by their deadname.
v. 2. To out somebody's deadname to the public.
Don't call her by her deadname. She hasn't gone by that name in years.
by Canola Yogurt September 16, 2014
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Adj. Discription of something that has a bluish-green color.
She's got gorgeous jarch eyes!
by Lyolya November 09, 2004
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A name for someone who spends over $500 on madden annually
How is your MUT Team so good?
I am a Jarch.
by CCFUs Logs January 12, 2018
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