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A Jarch is when you are playing video games and you bask in your glorious kill by tea bagging so hard that your fallen opponent can taste your unborn children.
That kid was such a noob trying to kill me with a shotgun. I killed him and gave him the Jarch over and over and over again until he rage quit the game.
by Anaconda Wanda June 18, 2017
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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Adj. Discription of something that has a bluish-green color.
She's got gorgeous jarch eyes!
by Lyolya November 09, 2004
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A name for someone who spends over $500 on madden annually
How is your MUT Team so good?
I am a Jarch.
by CCFUs Logs January 12, 2018
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