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When you shove a glass jar up yo girls ass and then shatter it inside by using extreme force to clap her cheeks together
Bro i gave Brooke a killer Jar Job last night.
by BiggT6969 March 03, 2019
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Filling a jar with fecal matter and inserting ones penis in it as a substitute for genitalia (fucking a jar full of shit).
Anthony loves his nightly jar job.
by Martyrdom November 25, 2015
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