Bro, Japan made anime, making it superior to every other place in the universe.

Guy A:Bro wanna go to Japan?
Guy B:Yeah but what hotel are we staying in?
Guy A:We’ll just stop by the vending machines and see what they got
Guy B:Do they have a vending machine for anime body pillows?
Guy A:What kind of question is that? It’s Japan bro

im japan

"Dude I wanna go to Japan so bad it's like I'll be in an anime!"
"Sometimes I wonder why you haven't hung yourself yet."

me and the girls in the bar did some japan thats why I was late

Japan and his sister go hangout together.

‘did you hear what happened in that hotel with niall horan in japan?’