A fun girl with brown hair, and brown eyes, she may be chubby but her face takes you in, she has a nice ass and set of jugs (once there fully grown) she wears glasses and has curly hair, and If you know one your luck you cause they are rare. She gets straight a’s and freaks out when she gets lower , she loves books. But she falls kinda hard for every guy, the after a day or too she doesn’t really like them as much as she finds them attractive but guys you have a great shot!
Janie is so pretty, I wish I was her!
by Googlecorrector August 16, 2018
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Goodnight Janie. See you Thursday for maze runner part 2 probably at my place. Have fun babysitting. I’ll miss you tomorrow. Thanks for having me over today and opening the garage door and paying for DQ
Goodnight Janie. I love you
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When composer of lackluster New Age music begins to go out of fashion, said composer turns to Christian music to revivify career. See also John Tesh.
John Tesh and Tim Janis? New Age to Old Age...
by Music is Not Noise January 02, 2008
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Janie Robertson is the Middle of The Robertsons and has Pink hair (In braids), Black Eyes,Black and White striped shirt with a mint green shirt on top, Janie Robertson was Adopted by Ms.Robertson Along with her sisters Phoebe and Lavelle.
"Don't be a Janie Robertson"
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A combination of both Murphy's Law and Megan's Law, this is the theory that anything that can possibly go wrong in the course of a sexual relationship with a minor (or person significantly younger), will.
Not once taking Janis's Law into consideration, the cougar never learned her lesson despite having been chased down by angry parents wielding sawed-off shotguns on multiple occasions.
by k-rex September 19, 2007
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usually name for tall funny girls...usually nice but paranoid and aware or the dangers of the world. funny loud and crazy.
hey that cool girl at the party was totally janis salinas.
by janissss June 20, 2010
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