The day that all the angels have arisen. If this is your birthday, something big is coming up. Your going to love the new change.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

A day for the baddies, lets just say these bitched don't play on their birthday they either going to the club, sucking dick, or just getting done.... February, March, and May babies watch out cause January 4th baddies in dis bitch!!!

Day when the most Bhadest B’s are born , they are the most shweeets ones ur eva gonna meet .Confident and a whole 3 course meal with a mf drink .

badddddd bitchhhhh if this is ur birthday just know that u are a goddesssss and if it isnt u still rock but if u have this birthday u are caring, loving, kind capricorn luv u xoxo

Early day of the year, and the days babies who came too late for New Years Day, also the birthday where a kid either gets no presents because Christmas was too close to the B-day, or The day the kid gets a whole bunch of presents because again Christmas was so close so the people just waited until the B-day.

January 4th is National Damn Daniel day. A celebration of the iconic boy, Daniel, rocking the white vans.