The month that the gayest are born. People born in this month are usually shy, and introverted. Usually are artistic and good at singing. Personality is kind and sweet! Once you get one born on January 9, never let them go.

when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life

People who know how to live like Larry

A day of reckoning. A day where the party consists of booze, drinking games, orgies, a girl falling down stairs, and a "black" man getting angry at a white guy.

I was born January 9th it’s no cap 🔥

January 9th is the one day of the year where everyone is happy.

January 9th is the best day (because all the best people are born obvi). Therefore, January 9th is best person day. Make the best person you know happy.🤩🤩