Girl “wanna hang out on Saturday?”
Guy “sure I’ll bring a sweatshirt”
Girl “why, because it is cold?”
Guy “no because it is January 9th”
Guy “sure I’ll bring a sweatshirt”
Girl “why, because it is cold?”
Guy “no because it is January 9th”
by Somekidfromthesouth November 23, 2020
Girl: “wanna hangout on January 9th”
Guy: “guess I have to bring you a sweatshirt”
Girl: “Why??!?!?!”
Guy: “because it is January 9th”
Guy: “guess I have to bring you a sweatshirt”
Girl: “Why??!?!?!”
Guy: “because it is January 9th”
by Somekidfromthesouth November 23, 2020
This is National Shitting day. On this day, everyone must take the biggest shit they can, the sloppier the better. It should take a while to clean up
by EiEiRon February 25, 2021
by Maria4765 January 08, 2020
by _eatmyshorts_ November 08, 2020
National eat your dads toes and your besties too !! Once you’re done that go around your neighbourhood yelling “KILL THE TURTLES” (as a joke ofc but still do it) and see the reaction on vsco girls/boys faces when they drop they hydroflask on the ground and yelling at you in vsco code !!
“I’ve been getting yelled at a lot today for saying stuff ‘bout turtles, do yk what going on?”
yeah- it’s January 9.
yeah- it’s January 9.
by i ate ur mums leg an’ ur toes December 12, 2020
Apr 22 trending
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