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People born on January 9th are just the best. Like y’all would never find people as hardworking as the ones born on Jan 9th out there.
“Hey did you know that Alexandra’s born on January 9th?”
“Oh, guess that explains why she’s such a keeper
by Han Squirrel October 23, 2019
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January 9 is the best day ever you will never go wrong with this day it’s the most important day ever it’s just such an amazing day that you can’t even explain how great it is.
by Justtellingthetruth!! April 12, 2019
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It’s when bad bitches and real niggas are born
You regular bitches and niggas can’t relate to a real a January 9 born
by Stylebynita October 16, 2019
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National Kiss ur boyfriend
National talk back to ur teachers
National Skip class (if u not a pussy)
girl: hey look hes over there
girl #2: (kisses him)
boy:(kisses her back)What was that for?
Girl #2: Its January 9

Talk back 2 teachers (its revenge time)LMAO
by Real_bitch!!! January 07, 2020
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Get ur titties sucked day. U have to get em sucked unless u a pussy . GET THEM SHITS SUCKED TRUST ME YOULL THANK ME LATER.
Your pussy finna be wet wet on January 9
by Justabadbitch October 16, 2019
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National give your girl best friend your sweatshirt day. And while your at it, KISS HER
Girl “wanna hang out on Saturday?”
Guy “sure I’ll bring a sweatshirt

Girl “why, because it is cold?”
Guy “no because it is January 9th
by Somekidfromthesouth November 23, 2020
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