I can’t believe it’s January 28th it’s national windmill Russ day, he’s fucked.

"January 28th was a grate day. It was the day I met the love of my life!"

"January 28th was a grate day. It was the day I met the love of my life!"

“Hey have you heard what day it is?”

“No, what day is it?”

*Slaps the pride out*

“Hey what was that for!!”

“National Slap a Midget say young one.”

January 28th means you must slap many midgets.