A day where you go see a movie with your s/o regardless of there actually being anything good

National kiss your girlfriend day 😘😘

This is the day when the most thoughful, caring, compasionate, loving, beautiful, heartwarming, generous, intellegent, selfless, hardworking people are born. They are desinted to be the most sucessful people ever and will become rich and famous, while still being able to manage being the nicest people you will ever know. They will also recieve many awards like the nobel piece price, an oscar and even become president in the future. People born on January 20 are just generally the most superior people in the world and it's inevitable to stop these events from panning out.

Yahya Jammeh is ousted but throws a tanty and The Gambia is invaded.

Donald Trump is sworn in as America's 1st racist president of the 21st Century.

James Gargasoulas runs over 20+ good, hardworking people and children because he is on bail.

Summary of January 20 2017, when many thought 2016 was bad as a whole. A day worse than an entire year.

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

The date where the prettiest people are born. However they will also stay single

A day where you and your bf/gf cuddle all day while watching Netflix. You can’t get freaky tho