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A rather large loser. Usually a chef, he always makes bad jokes and walks around with a stupid smile on his face, causing everyone to groan at the same time "Jankeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." Did I mention it's a wierd last name?

Girls with this name are hot and amazing.
I won't go down in history, but I will go down on Janke's sister.
by RaptorHayzus May 07, 2009
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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Something that is off or not quite right.
Weird
The whole thing seemed janke to me.
by Cowhead March 31, 2016
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Being of or pertaining to extreme drunken behavior.
"Wow man, I can't even remember last night but I guess I pulled some seriously janke shit."
by Stacey P. March 09, 2008
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adjective describing an individual who is considered at the time to be the 'life of the party'. implies ridiculous mannerisms
'that drunk guy dancing on the table is so janke'
by Robert Lewis Marley August 20, 2008
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