ie Master of the custodial arts
"I am a master of the custodial arts, or janitor if you wanna be a dick about it!"
by Brittvj October 07, 2007
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A genius failed by the education system who can secretly answer math problems at a post-collegiate level but doesn't reveal this talent until it is too late.
Matt Damon: DON'T DO IT, MAN! NOT YOU, MAN!!!!
Student: Shut up, janitor.
by SpaceMouse April 16, 2010
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1. People with huge beards in your school that cleans up after your shit, but in reality, they are the rulers of the world. Usually old people with a crazed look in his eyes, they are very wise and the only mens on the planet able to make babies.
2.He's your dad.
1. Voter 1: Hey, is George Bush a janitor?
Voter 2: Nah he's too dumb to be one. Osama is a real janitor. Look at the size of his beard!
by semaca January 10, 2009
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I'm a master of the custodial arts...or a Janitor if you wanna be a dick about it.
by TheFiend138 July 18, 2014
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A player in halo 2 that waits for two players to engage in combat and then kills both of them. He gets credit for kills that he didnt earn by cleaning up like a janitor.
"Mike you are such a janitor. You didnt have one legit kill you puss."
by RAWasHELL September 12, 2006
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The creepiest person on the planet. Has an expressionless face most of the time, you might see him in your cafeteria. He is always hiding something, and once you find out what it is.....you will wish you never knew........
I stalked the janitor at his office...it turns out that behind closed doors, he is a satanist!!! I couldn't believe my eyes :O
by anti_asshole January 09, 2013
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It’s DAX... What Dax always brings up in his songs or should I say freestyles and remixes
Person: Hey did you attend Fouseys Hate Dies Love Arrives concert
Human: Oh yea didn’t Dax perform and bring up his bs story about being a JANITOR
by Mr. 69420 March 14, 2020
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