A genius failed by the education system who can secretly answer math problems at a post-collegiate level but doesn't reveal this talent until it is too late.
by SpaceMouse April 16, 2010
When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
by Brittvj October 07, 2007
1. People with huge beards in your school that cleans up after your shit, but in reality, they are the rulers of the world. Usually old people with a crazed look in his eyes, they are very wise and the only mens on the planet able to make babies.
2.He's your dad.
2.He's your dad.
1. Voter 1: Hey, is George Bush a janitor?
Voter 2: Nah he's too dumb to be one. Osama is a real janitor. Look at the size of his beard!
Voter 2: Nah he's too dumb to be one. Osama is a real janitor. Look at the size of his beard!
by semaca January 10, 2009
Person: Hey did you attend Fouseys Hate Dies Love Arrives concert
Human: Oh yea didnβt Dax perform and bring up his bs story about being a JANITOR
Human: Oh yea didnβt Dax perform and bring up his bs story about being a JANITOR
by Mr. 69420 March 14, 2020
by TheFiend138 July 18, 2014
A player in halo 2 that waits for two players to engage in combat and then kills both of them. He gets credit for kills that he didnt earn by cleaning up like a janitor.
by RAWasHELL September 12, 2006
May 12 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

