Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

Janei, is basically "yesNO" in icelandic, its a sort of no, but its a bigger no then just no, ist like "humm, yes . . or NOT?!". The "yes" in this being irony which kind of builds up the negativity in the 'no' part.