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An incurable disease picked up when eating from food stalls in south east Asia. Symptoms consist of a constant ooze of anal syrup out of your Janus, resulting in severe embarrassment when any light coloured pants are worn.
"Hey Nick, want to come play golf today?"
"Nah mate I better pass, my Janal Fever's playing up this week, not a good idea to don the whites at the moment."
"Nah mate I better pass, my Janal Fever's playing up this week, not a good idea to don the whites at the moment."
by Janal Maniac December 24, 2014
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018