A dangerous looking Sri-Lankan geezer who basically invented Excel and is secretly Bill Gates' lovechild. He loves Skype, not having Burritos, watching Sri-Lankan adult entertainment on his amazing tablet and any form of numeracy. Also known as the one and only J-Dog.
"You aren't the coolest Sri-Lankan geezer in the world, that's Janaka!"
"I wish I was as cool as Janaka"
Bill Gates: "Have you met my secret lovechild Janaka?"
"Janaka is the original J-Dog"
"I wish I was as cool as Janaka"
Bill Gates: "Have you met my secret lovechild Janaka?"
"Janaka is the original J-Dog"
by Quentin Tarquin February 19, 2013
Funny, awesome, a great friend in general, but can sometimes be annoying. He is short but quick and can burn you so bad that you go home wishing you hadn't gone to school.
by bvcfgtrfgvbcv November 10, 2015
A fat ass from Srilanka, believes in lifting heavy, yet looks like a bear.
Calls him J- dog and is scared of cats.
Calls him J- dog and is scared of cats.
by Agent420 May 20, 2013
A fucking cool Sri Lankan chick who has an awesome taste in music, will be sassy if she pleases and will be your friend forever.
by martharose September 24, 2017