A person with a microscopic penis. Loves touching children everywhere. Has a white van with candy and wifi.
Tinder( I Touch U When U DONT EVEN KNoW Love Me)
A creep who raped his own number.
ANd never smiles.
Knows every sex position and did them all with one child. Poor child

A man who says "godmorgen" in a very specific way. He also does not remember your name.

Jan is the most gorgeous person ever. She was on season 12 of Rupauls drag race and should have won, but Rupaul didn’t acknowledge her talents. Jan is so beautiful and kind and will always put a smile on your face. Go followed her Instagram @janjanjan

A cunt. The worst guy you will ever meet

a possible masochist obsessed with birds and gay for an animated character named noodle

In Armenian, Jan is very commonly used when referring to a loved one or even someone who you admire in general. Can also be said AFTER the person’s real name. If the Armenian mom of your friend calls you this, it means you are loved, welcomed, and sometimes even seen as family.