A very fat arrogant twat who appears to know everything, but don't be fooled by his outward confident appearance. He will probably steal from you at the first opportunity he has.

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

Can seem distant at first, but reveals more and more facets as you get to know him.

Always has a bad pun on the tip of his tongue and knows how to make you laugh but can surprise you with insightful comments about random subjects any time.

Likes a good wine and that old school kind of elegance.

A great hugger with seemingly endless amounts of energy. You will find him on the dance floor of any good party.
Very charismatic and a nerd at heart.